Member Poem

Another anniversary of your birth
summons me to expound with nary a dearth
of words aware how much time ye spent of planet Earth
the first Harris heiress of Harriet and Boyce
the former felt cha starting to kick with her expanded girth
while in utero, ye generated heat as like from a built in hearth

womb became cramped space
with limitations as tha ma' human yoyo
amidst cavorting delightfully, enjoying thorough
frolicking gingerly, foreign hick hating slo
hip-hopping insouciantly sustaining row

biological status quo
kvetching lamely more so mother became pro
naturally physically rumbling,
heard all the way in Oslo

supposedly twerking, undulating vivaciously
wantonly x2c wisely yielded – nada no
zona pellucida anchored byte size seaman,
potent embryonic fetal moe
newlyweds nocturnal merriment
moma's Menses marked march 1959

lovingly joyously, insemination happened ha low
bullseye clenched diploid fertilization
guaranteed germinating heiress
while squawking lichen Apache at Diablo
ma late mother did should know

upon awakening upon tautly stretched exertion
during dilating cervix, which jiggled like jello
three score orbitz round el sol, warmed cockles

and muscled away brutally cold degrees
tab billed an igloo,
or circa six decades
drafted exuberant ho...ho...ho...
cuz, i.e. thence at 362nd day

baby in belly did fully grow
December first nineteen fifty seven
sanctioned newly minted papa
to sing a capella for he's a jolly good fellow

quintessential nascent
kickstarter heady ever flow
though wintry dark,
a “hi” beam illuminated
newborn girl christened Amelie Beth Harris
with day glow

sans, mechanical engine ear
papa (an honorably discharged army vet)
all spit and shine groom,
who wed a bride somewhat callow
first time parents with giddiness did saul fully bellow
Boyce and Harriet Harriet countenance
twas (like an elf on Christmas eve) all aglow.
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Dear Sis – I knew not what else to do
thus, this poem crafted fur ewe
a doe ting maternal gal – whose time on Earth flew

and spinning orb wove crows feet and sagging glue
tea us Maximus core test of adipose tissue, hoo
ranks that as small potatoes compared to iou
so many splendid emotional paybacks
as a gentile Unitarian Jew.