he rode in valiantly on his white steed

     to save a young princess in need

but when she took a second look

     she knew for sure she had mistook

this skeezy douchebag party bro

     for a handsome dashing royal beau

he slid off his horse and gave her a wink

     poor Snow White did not know what to think

with his collar popped and frosted tips

     he took as selfie then licked his lips

he smiled and adjusted his flat-brim hat

     and told Snow White of the boys in his frat

she said no thanks and sent him away

     she’ll take seven dwarves over that any day

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