The problem with having an inordinately large menagerie
of elaborate and obfuscatory verbiage is that
the words have to be taken out for an airing every now and again
or they start to howl along with the CDs and chew on the davenport…
Assonance!  Cacophony! Ululation! Expletive! Quiet! SHUT UP!
C’mon, Garniture, let go of the ottoman. Defenestration, drop it!
Persiflage! Dyspepsia! Flatulence! Stop that this instant!!
Solecism, Solipsism, wanna go walkies? Good puppy, Squamous!
Widdershins, stop running around in circles.
Here, Flagellant! Enormity! Here, boy.  
Pursuivant, heel. Heel. Heel! HEEL!!
Dirigible! Come back here right now!
Diatomaceous and Excrescence: don’t roll in that! Icky! Naughty!
You’re not allowed to chase the ducks, Abattoir!
Annihilation! Exsanguinate! Moribund! Bad!
All of you come here and behave yourselves. Be good for Mummy.
Mandible, sit and I’ll give you a treat… LET GO OF MY ARM.
Brouhaha! Pandemonium! Sit! Stay! No!!
Bifurcation, Panatela; stop jumping on the nice lady!
Irrumation! Get down!
Sorry about that, ma’am; he’s real friendly, just overexcitable.
I hope the stains come out of your dress.

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