The Fastidious Serpent
There was a snake that dwelt in Skye,
— Over the misty sea, oh;
He lived upon nothing but gooseberry-pie
— For breakfast, dinner, and tea, oh.
Now gooseberry-pie — as is very well known —
— Over the misty sea, oh,
Is not to be found under every stone,
— Nor yet upon every tree, oh.
And being so ill to please with his meat,
— Over the misty sea, oh,
The snake had sometimes nothing to eat,
— And an angry snake was he, oh.
Then he'd flick his tongue and his head he'd shake,
— Over the misty sea, oh,
— Over the misty sea, oh;
He lived upon nothing but gooseberry-pie
— For breakfast, dinner, and tea, oh.
Now gooseberry-pie — as is very well known —
— Over the misty sea, oh,
Is not to be found under every stone,
— Nor yet upon every tree, oh.
And being so ill to please with his meat,
— Over the misty sea, oh,
The snake had sometimes nothing to eat,
— And an angry snake was he, oh.
Then he'd flick his tongue and his head he'd shake,
— Over the misty sea, oh,