Member Poem

If I lose, then we will all be aware of the reason,
it was a rigged system.
I am confident that I will win, 
because I know about ISIS more than the general themselves; even the president and my running mate.
I will build a wall to keep out all rapist and drug dealers from Mexico.
It was an easy sweep for me folks, because I got Russia's president; 
to tamper with the votes
and I screwed everyone over.
Because I knew I was going to lose if it was done the legal way.