lobster

These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch.

Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a camel who loved to hump.
Please get your lewd minds out of their slump!
He loved to give RIDES on his large, lordly lump!

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Don’t ever hug a lobster!
by Michael R. Burch